this is where the story beings
about our sad and hopeless friend
yeah the dudes done everything he can
but i doubt that he will ever become a man
but i can't see it happening, with his idea of a good time
pwning fools on xbox live and staying up past his bed time
maybe if he could only see, just how annoying he could be
maybe put a little posture in his stance, he just might have a chance
but please don't count on that cuz he acts like such a little girl
his best bets plastic surgery if he wants some chick to rock his world
please believe me when i say that he's my friend
and i would like to help him yeah, i would like to help him
please believe me when i say that he's my friend
and i would like to help him yeah, i would like to help him
get laid
get laid
GET LAID
now here's the part where i ask for all your help my lady friends
it would hurt me deeply if he remained a virgin until the very end
so if you're willing to sacrifice, a couple minutes of your time
i'll supply the sedatives, and $100 bottle of fine wine
but wait a minute, he could do this by himself
why should i care if he gets laid, he could go to hell
but ladies, ladies just remember you could always come to me
if you're looking for a good time, my services are free
poor andrew, virgin andrew
poor andrew, virgin andrew yeah
Vox 1: and to this day he just can't see
he's just a sad reality
if he just hears what we all say
andrew i hope your get laid
and to this day he just can't see
he's just a sad reality
if he just hears what we all say
andrew i hope you get laid
Vox 2: and to this day he still can't see
he's just a sad reality
if he just hears what we all say
andrew will never get laid
and to this day he still can't see
he's just a sad reality
if he just hears what we all say
andrew i hope you get laid
andrew will never get laid 4x
credits
from Bus #3,
released May 19, 2012
Written and Performed by Poke Da Squid
Producer/Engineered/Mixed/Mastered by Jon Erskine from Awesome Studios
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